This just in, creeps and ghouls – an iconic piece of Beetlejuice history has mysteriously vanished into thin air!
As a hardcore fanatic for all things macabre and Burtonesque, I’m simply distraught over the theft of the beloved Adam and Barbara Maitland sculpture from the Beetlejuice 2 set in East Corinth, Vermont.
This monumental sculpture was a hallmark of designer Bo Welch’s morbidly delightful aesthetic in the original 1988 film. Its disappearance leaves a tombstone-shaped hole in my ghostly heart!
Who could be behind this dastardly act? Was it a curse cast by the ghost with the most himself? Perhaps a prank played by Beetleghoul’s troublesome partner-in-crime, Jacques LaLean? Or could a mere mortal be the true culprit?
The Vermont State Police better be ready to take on some serious paranormal investigating to crack this spooky case!
I hope Lydia Deetz, in all her weird and wonderful darkness, can use her psychic bond with Beetlejuice to channel any clues on the sculpture’s whereabouts. Winona Ryder’s marvelously morbid performance is already shaping up in images from the set, giving me chills!
And just what fiendish new adventures will the sculpture’s theft lead to when the ghostly gang reunites? With twisted talents like Michael Keaton and Catherine O’Hara on board alongside director Tim Burton’s signature macabre magic, the zany possibilities are deliciously endless!
I’ll be patiently plotting out séances, sleuthing spells, and other gothy rituals to ensure the safe return of this beloved Beetlejuice relic. In the meantime, I invite every spooky superfan to join me in solving the mystery of the missing sculpture! It’s time to rally the neitherworld’s greatest paranormal detectives before Beetlejuice 2 hits haunting theaters in 2024.
This is one case I refuse to let slip through my creepy claws! The games, it seems, are just beginning…
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