Groom Gets Slammed On TikTok After DISGUSTING Wedding Vows Go Viral! This Is Wild!

A groom from Plant City, Florida is catching major heat on TikTok this week after his marriage vows were revealed to the world by a wedding photographer.

They weren’t just, like, normal wedding vows, though. They were DISGUSTING!! Totally inappropriate for the moment. Darkly funny and wickedly wild… kind of… but also just, like, GROSS!

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So, this all started late last week over on the popular social media app. Wedding photog Jonathan Pajak shared a clip of a wedding he shot with groom Michael Lentini and bride Destiny Lentini.

Right off the top, there is something very NSFW about the video!! Pajak asked Michael what he wanted to say to his future bride right before the wedding. After thinking for a moment, the groom-to-be responded on camera:

“I hope we have a lot of sex. A lot.”

Uhhh… that’s nice? Like, it’s great to be physically attracted to your wife! LOLz! But still it’s maybe not the most appropriate thing to say on your wedding day with family around and all?!

Pajak turned the camera on himself next and explained:

“When the groom said this earlier in the wedding day, I should have known the vows were going to go like this.”

And the photog wasn’t lying!! The next shot in the video came as Michael and Destiny were standing in front of their wedding officiant — who was Michael’s mother, by the way — to recite their vows.

When it gets to be Michael’s turn to profess his love in front of family and friends, he mouths “you’re screwed” while smiling at his loving wife and begins:

“Only two things are required to keep me happy. Keep my belly full and my balls empty. Although you’re amazing at half of it, we really need to get you some cooking lessons.”

Uhhh…

Referencing his apparent crush on actress Margot Robbie, Michael continued:

“Even when my belly isn’t full there is no one I could love more in this lifetime unless I actually get a chance to meet Margot Robbie.”

Then, as guests began to awkwardly laugh, Michael REALLY went for the adult-themed content:

“Since the beginning I was always told life gets even better when the kids fall asleep and you tell me to come to the bedroom. Nothing is better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming.”

Holy s**t!!

Clearly embarrassed at the off-color comment, Michael’s mom snapped his name while standing alongside as officiant. He’s going to be in trouble later! The groom wasn’t done, though. He finished with a truly jaw-dropping closer:

“PS, since you’re so good at making decisions like marrying me, you can choose whether tonight’s going to end with you being a toaster strudel or a Twinkie.”

OMG!!!

As Destiny covered her face while laughing uncontrollably, she turned beet-red. She was clearly embarrassed and amused — and the wedding guests were, too. Nervous laughter bubbled up from the seats in front of them as Michael blew his wife a kiss to end his unique speech.

Then, the groom’s mom delivered the line of the day:

“Being that I am his mom, I will deal with him later. He is grounded.”

Ha! Good one! The whole video is CRAZY. Seriously. Ch-ch-check it out (below):

@lensculture

You’re not gonna believe what he said in his vows! #weddingvows #groomsvows #ohhno #brideandgroom #weddingbloopers #weddingceremony #vowsgonewrong

♬ Full Heart Empty Balls – Jonathan Pajak

Absolutely insane!!!

TBH, it makes us feel a little bit (OK, a lot) better that Destiny laughed the whole way through. Clearly, they’ve got a great sense of humor between them. And we’re glad she was able to find the vows funny. But still…

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TikTokers went IN on the sex-minded groom, too. Video viewers weren’t exactly generous or thrilled with their take on his blush-worthy lust love angle!! Here are just a few of the many, many reactions to the clip:

“the Margot Robbie comment would make me scream”

“im not even kidding I would have walked away from that altar”

“this is so sad”

“how did he say that in front of his mother??”

“I would be mortified if this was all said in front of our families”

“in front of her family bro”

“I would cry”

“instant divorce not even joking”

“oh my god I would run”

“not in front of his mom”

“I’d run so fast people would start calling me Julia Roberts”

Oof…

But Destiny herself responded, too! Down in the comments of the viral TikTok post, she wrote:

“so im the bride and no this isn’t a red flag. we have been together for 10 years now and decided to get married right before out 10th year”

Well good for her! Speaking of Michael’s better half, her vows were super sweet! After joking at the altar that her now-husband is her “biggest pain in the ass” (no kidding), Destiny said:

“I’m more than thankful for every day with you. You have completely stolen my heart, and I honestly never want you to give it back. You are one of the most selfless, funniest, and caring people I have ever met — not to mention very accident-prone. We’ve created two of the most beautiful girls in this world together, we bought our first house, and we made it through the rough times and the good times. And since I have you, I know we will always make it through. Thank you for choosing me to create your life with.”

And she continued:

“You are making the fairytale I have always dreamed of come true. Well, maybe a little funnier than I imagined. But it’s still way more than I could have ever asked for.”

Awww!

Ch-ch-check out those wonderful words (below):

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Replying to @lizthebis22 Yall wanted it! Hers vows! @destiny010513 #weddingvows #bridesvows #brideandgroom #weddingbloopers #vowsgonewrong #weddingceremony #videographer #floridaweddings

♬ original sound – Jonathan Pajak

Well, at least we got a happy ending to what had been a seriously shocking wedding moment. Still, those groom comments, y’all.

Toaster strudel?! Twinkies?? REALLY????

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